Faangsexual
A person (usually a nerdy programmer) who gets a hard-on every time they think about working at one of those fancy tech companies like Facebook, Amazon, or Google.
I’d rather die than leave FAANG. My life is a FAANG commercial.
My dating life is dead because I only message FAANG employees.
FAANG is my religion. I don’t need a church, I need a stock option.