Faangphobic
Someone who thinks FAANG is the worst thing since sliced bread. They’d rather live in a trash can than work at one of those companies.
FAANG is like a zombie apocalypse for software engineers. I’d rather fight zombies than deal with FAANG.
I’d rather get a tattoo of my cat than work at FAANG.
If FAANG came to my house, I’d throw a party and invite my entire neighborhood to help me destroy it.