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A software engineer who hates FAANG companies so much they’d rather get hit by a bus than work there. They think FAANG is just a fancy way of saying 'slaves in shiny clothes.'

I’d take a job at a pizza place over FAANG any day. I’d rather eat pizza than get yelled at by a robot.

FAANG? Please. I’d rather code for a cat video app than be a FAANG slave.

If I had to work at FAANG, I’d probably quit and start a cult.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who thinks FAANG is the worst thing since sliced bread. They’d rather live in a trash can than work at one of those companies.

FAANG is like a zombie apocalypse for software engineers. I’d rather fight zombies than deal with FAANG.

I’d rather get a tattoo of my cat than work at FAANG.

If FAANG came to my house, I’d throw a party and invite my entire neighborhood to help me destroy it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A software engineer who gets so mad at FAANG they throw up in their coffee. They think FAANG is just a fancy way of saying 'work until you die.'

FAANG is like my ex. I’d rather date a robot than work at FAANG.

I threw up in my coffee because I saw a FAANG ad. It was that bad.

FAANG? I’d rather work at a prison than be stuck at FAANG forever.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who would rather die than work at FAANG. They think FAANG is just a fancy way of saying 'no life.'

I’d rather live in a cave than work at FAANG. I’d rather eat rocks than deal with FAANG.

FAANG is the worst. I’d rather be a rockstar than be stuck at FAANG.

If I had to work at FAANG, I’d probably run away and join the circus.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A software engineer who gets so angry at FAANG they punch a wall. They think FAANG is the devil in disguise.

I punched a wall because I saw a FAANG ad. It was that bad.

FAANG is the devil. I’d rather go to hell than work at FAANG.

If I had to work at FAANG, I’d probably punch my boss and run away.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who thinks FAANG is the worst thing ever. They’d rather live in a dumpster than work at FAANG.

FAANG is like my ex. I’d rather live in a dumpster than work at FAANG.

I’d rather eat trash than work at FAANG. It’s that bad.

If FAANG came to my house, I’d throw a trash can at it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago