FAANGosexual
A person who is so desperate to get into FAANG that they would sell their own kidneys for a referral and would cry at the sight of a LinkedIn post from a FAANG employee.
'I cried when I saw a post from my ex at Google. My heart broke.'
'I sold my kidney for a referral. I'm not even kidding.'
'I would trade my firstborn for a FAANG job.'