FAANGosexual

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A person (usually a Software Engineer) who gets a hard-on just thinking about FAANG jobs and will do anything to land one, even if it means kissing the ass of a manager.

'I'd take a 40-hour week at Google over a 60-hour week at my current job any day.'

'I'm getting married to the FAANG life. No more startups for me.'

'If I had to choose between a raise and a FAANG job, I'd pick the FAANG job and let my raise die.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who would rather sleep with a FAANG logo than their own boss and would quit their job just to get a promotion.

'I'll take a FAANG offer over a raise any day. My boss can rot.'

'I'd sign my soul to FAANG just to get that sweet, sweet stock option.'

'My love life is dead. My FAANG life is thriving.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who is so desperate to get into FAANG that they would sell their own kidneys for a referral and would cry at the sight of a LinkedIn post from a FAANG employee.

'I cried when I saw a post from my ex at Google. My heart broke.'

'I sold my kidney for a referral. I'm not even kidding.'

'I would trade my firstborn for a FAANG job.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks FAANG is the only way to live and would rather die than work somewhere else.

'I’d rather die than work at a company that isn’t FAANG.'

'I’m not going to die. I’m going to get a FAANG job first.'

'FAANG is life. Everything else is just a dream.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who would do anything to get into FAANG, even if it means eating a whole pizza at 3 AM and crying over a rejected application.

'I ate a whole pizza at 3 AM and still cried when my FAANG application was rejected.'

'I would eat pizza every night just to get into FAANG.'

'My life is a mess, but my FAANG dreams are still alive.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who would rather be a FAANG employee than a king and would beg for a job just to get into FAANG.

'I’d beg for a FAANG job over being a king any day.'

'I would trade my crown for a FAANG offer.'

'I’m not a king. I’m a FAANG employee in training.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago