FAANGosexual
A person (usually a Software Engineer) who gets a hard-on just thinking about FAANG jobs and will do anything to land one, even if it means kissing the ass of a manager.
'I'd take a 40-hour week at Google over a 60-hour week at my current job any day.'
'I'm getting married to the FAANG life. No more startups for me.'
'If I had to choose between a raise and a FAANG job, I'd pick the FAANG job and let my raise die.'