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the friend group’s human burger who shits more than he eats and can’t even spell his own name. he’s the reason you all got grounded
he tried to explain his day and said ‘i ate three sandwiches and then i pooped’
he told his crush he was a ‘superhero’ and it was just a lie
he took a nap during a group project and it was a full on sleepover