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the chunkiest chunk in the crew who’s too lazy to get laid and too messy to live in a bed. he’s like a walking food coma and a bad hair day
he tried to text a girl and sent a photo of his dinner
he cried when his mom said he looked like a donut
his pants fell off during a group dance and no one laughed
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the friend group’s human burger who shits more than he eats and can’t even spell his own name. he’s the reason you all got grounded
he tried to explain his day and said ‘i ate three sandwiches and then i pooped’
he told his crush he was a ‘superhero’ and it was just a lie
he took a nap during a group project and it was a full on sleepover
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