Fa-Mar-char - A Smurf-style insult from Carmel Valley that is like saying

A Smurf-style insult from Carmel Valley that is like saying 'mother fucker' and is used for the worst offenses

My mom called my dad a Fa-Mar-char because he left the house without telling her.

My teacher said the principal was a Fa-Mar-char because he gave us a pop quiz.

I told my brother he was a Fa-Mar-char because he broke my phone.