Fa-Mar-char

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A fancy Smurf word that means 'mother fucker' and comes from Carmel Valley like a curse from the gods

My cousin called my dad a Fa-Mar-char because he ran over his cat.

I told my teacher she was a Fa-Mar-char after she gave me a pop quiz.

My brother said my sister was a Fa-Mar-char because she ate the last of the pizza.

A Smurf-style insult that's like saying 'mother fucker' but way more dramatic and from Carmel Valley

My mom called my dog a Fa-Mar-char because it pooped on the carpet.

My friend's girlfriend was a Fa-Mar-char because she stole his snack.

My boss said I was a Fa-Mar-char because I took a 10-minute break.

A Smurf word that means 'mother fucker' and is used in Carmel Valley like it's a holy phrase

My neighbor called my cat a Fa-Mar-char because it stared at him for 10 minutes.

I told my brother he was a Fa-Mar-char because he forgot my birthday.

My teacher said the principal was a Fa-Mar-char because he yelled at the lunch lady.

A Smurf-style insult from Carmel Valley that means 'mother fucker' and is used when you're really angry

My mom said my dad was a Fa-Mar-char because he forgot our anniversary.

My friend called the waiter a Fa-Mar-char because he brought the wrong food.

I told my sister she was a Fa-Mar-char because she took my phone.

A Smurf word from Carmel Valley that is a fancy way to say 'mother fucker' and is used when you're really mad

My dad called my uncle a Fa-Mar-char because he wouldn't stop talking.

I told my teacher she was a Fa-Mar-char because she gave me homework on Friday.

My brother said my friend was a Fa-Mar-char because he took my snack.

A Smurf-style insult from Carmel Valley that is like saying 'mother fucker' and is used for the worst offenses

My mom called my dad a Fa-Mar-char because he left the house without telling her.

My teacher said the principal was a Fa-Mar-char because he gave us a pop quiz.

I told my brother he was a Fa-Mar-char because he broke my phone.