F2k
F to kick is when you press F and kick whatever you want. It's like you're the king of the world and everything has to bow to you. If it doesn't, you kick it.
I F'd my friend's cat. It hissed and I got a laugh.
I F'd my math teacher's coffee. He was mad and I got a snack.
I F'd my mom's favorite chair. It broke and I got a standing ovation.