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F to kick means you press the F key and kick anything that moves or doesn't. It doesn't care if it's a person or a pizza. Just kick it like it owes you money.
F to kick, bro. I F'd the pizza and it didn't even apologize.
I pressed F and kicked my dog. He ran away and I got a snack.
F to kick? I F'd my math teacher. He fell over and I got an A.
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F to kick is when you press F and kick everything in sight. It's like you're mad at the world and you're not going to stop until you're sore.
I F'd my mom's plants. They're dead now and I'm proud.
I F'd my history test and it exploded. I got a D but it was worth it.
F to kick? I F'd my principal. He ran out of the building like a chicken with no head.
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F to kick is when you press F and kick whatever you're mad at. If it doesn't move, you kick it harder. It's like you're giving it a standing ovation for being annoying.
I F'd my brother because he took my last cookie. He screamed and I got a snack.
I F'd my math homework. It didn't help but I felt better.
I F'd my friend's pet goldfish. It floated away and I got a laugh.
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F to kick means you press F and kick anything that's in your way. You don't care if it's a person, a thing, or a dream. You just kick it like it's your enemy.
I F'd my teacher's dream. He woke up and it was ruined.
I F'd my dad's car. It didn't work and I got a laugh.
I F'd my lunch. It fell on the floor and I got a snack.
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F to kick is when you press F and kick whatever you want. It's like you're the king of the world and everything has to bow to you. If it doesn't, you kick it.
I F'd my friend's cat. It hissed and I got a laugh.
I F'd my math teacher's coffee. He was mad and I got a snack.
I F'd my mom's favorite chair. It broke and I got a standing ovation.
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