F-Choied - Getting all worked up before the drama even hits. Like you’r

Getting all worked up before the drama even hits. Like you’re already crying in the shower before the breakup even happens.

I called my mom before I even got my report card. Now I’m being yelled at for being a disappointment.

I told my friend I was leaving the group chat before I even got blocked. Now I’m the weird one.

I screamed at the bus driver before the bus even broke down. Now I’m the weird kid on the bus.