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Blowing your load too early and ending up with a huge mess. It’s like you got a D in life and you’re screaming about it.

I texted my crush before I even said hi in class. Now I’m stuck with a reputation as a total idiot.

I yelled at the teacher before she even said ‘test’ and now I have to sit through the whole thing.

I tried to flex before my gym class even started and got laughed at for 20 minutes.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting all worked up before the drama even hits. Like you’re already crying in the shower before the breakup even happens.

I called my mom before I even got my report card. Now I’m being yelled at for being a disappointment.

I told my friend I was leaving the group chat before I even got blocked. Now I’m the weird one.

I screamed at the bus driver before the bus even broke down. Now I’m the weird kid on the bus.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You act like you’re the king of the hill before the hill even starts to move. And then you get crushed by a boulder.

I bragged about my game before I even played it. Now I’m the guy who can’t even beat his little brother.

I told my teacher I was going to win the science fair before I even did the experiment. Now I’m the kid who failed the test.

I started a fight with the lunch table before I even got my food. Now I have no friends and a sore lip.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You try to be the cool kid before the cool kid even shows up. And then you get left in the dust with a broken shoe.

I walked into the party before my friends even arrived. Now I’m the weird kid who had no one to talk to.

I started the conversation before the person even said hello. Now I’m the one who got ghosted.

I tried to be the class clown before the teacher even said ‘class.’ Now I’m the kid who got detention.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so eager to be the best that you end up being the worst. Like you bit off more than you could chew and now you’re stuck with a mouth full of regret.

I tried to do all my homework before the weekend even started. Now I’m stuck with a headache and a failed math test.

I told my crush I loved them before they even said ‘hi.’ Now I’m the kid who’s getting laughed at.

I tried to be the fastest runner before the race even started. Now I’m the last one who tripped and fell.

by Slangipedia 13d ago