E.Z (Subway Surfers)
E. Z is the chill dude who dances like he’s got a million bucks and a free pass to the afterlife. He wears a red coat like it’s a gift from the universe. He can run like a jackrabbit on a sugar high and jump over trains like they’re just a bunch of annoying pigeons.
E. Z just danced through a train like it was a obstacle course and won. I’m not even mad I’m just tired.
He ran so fast he left the train in the dust. I’m just here for the show.
He jumps over trains like they’re just a bunch of pigeons arguing about who gets the last breadcrumb.