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E. Z is the guy who dances like a flamingo on meth. He wears a red coat like he stole it from a flamingo on meth. He can run like a raccoon on a sugar rush and jump over trains like they’re just a bunch of annoying ants.
E. Z is the only guy who can dance while being chased by a train. I’m not even mad I’m just jealous.
He ran so fast he made the train look like it was on a treadmill.
I tried to dance like him and fell over. He just laughed and kept going.