E.Z (Subway Surfers)

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E. Z is the guy who dances like a flamingo on meth. He wears a red coat like he stole it from a flamingo on meth. He can run like a raccoon on a sugar rush and jump over trains like they’re just a bunch of annoying ants.
E. Z is the only guy who can dance while being chased by a train. I’m not even mad I’m just jealous.
He ran so fast he made the train look like it was on a treadmill.
I tried to dance like him and fell over. He just laughed and kept going.
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E. Z is a cool dude who moves like he’s doing a dance battle with a ghost. He wears that red coat like it’s a cape. He can run so fast the subway thinks he’s a thief. And he jumps over trains like they’re just a bunch of overcooked noodles.
E. Z just jumped over a train like it was a pile of spaghetti. I’m not even mad I’m just confused.
He dances like he’s in a fight with a ghost and wins. I’m just here for the show.
He ran so fast the subway said, 'I’m gonna take a nap.'
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E. Z is the chill dude who dances like he’s got a million bucks and a free pass to the afterlife. He wears a red coat like it’s a gift from the universe. He can run like a jackrabbit on a sugar high and jump over trains like they’re just a bunch of annoying pigeons.
E. Z just danced through a train like it was a obstacle course and won. I’m not even mad I’m just tired.
He ran so fast he left the train in the dust. I’m just here for the show.
He jumps over trains like they’re just a bunch of pigeons arguing about who gets the last breadcrumb.
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