E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S
T is when you're not short, but you still think you're the tallest in the room, even when you're wrong.
T: I'm 5'2" and still claim I'm the tallest in the class.
T: I refused to sit in the back because I thought I was a giant.
T: I kept standing during the movie because I thought I was a superhero.