E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S

Current Trending

7 views · Added 14d ago · 8 definitions

1
E is when you think you're easy, but you're just lazy and don't care if you fail.
E: I passed the test because I cheated. Easy, baby.
E: I showed up 10 minutes late and still got an A.
E: I don't even know what the question was, but I got full marks.
2
T is when you're not short, but you still think you're the tallest in the room, even when you're wrong.
T: I'm 5'2" and still claim I'm the tallest in the class.
T: I refused to sit in the back because I thought I was a giant.
T: I kept standing during the movie because I thought I was a superhero.
3
H is when you're full of hope, but it's just wishful thinking and nothing more.
H: I believe I'll pass the exam even though I didn't study.
H: I think I'll get a scholarship even though I failed last year.
H: I believe I'm going to be a famous singer, even though I can't sing.
4
I is when something sounds cool, but it's just another distraction.
I: I think this new video game will help me study. It didn't.
I: I heard this song is amazing. It's just noise.
I: I thought this app would help me learn. It just made me sleepy.
5
N is when you're always sticking your nose in everyone's business, even if it's not your problem.
N: I told the teacher about my friend's bad grades even though I didn't care.
N: I kept interrupting the class just to tell my own story.
N: I asked the principal about the cafeteria even though I didn't like the food.
6
O is when you're super tidy, but only because you're scared of getting in trouble.
O: I organized my locker perfectly because I didn't want to get yelled at.
O: I lined up my pencil case like a military formation.
O: I folded my shirt into a perfect square even though I had 5 minutes to spare.
7
T is when you're so exhausted you can barely think, but still try to act like you're fine.
T: I stayed up all night playing video games and still said I was fine.
T: I came to school with bags under my eyes and said I was '100% ready'.
T: I fell asleep during the test and still said I was 'on fire'.
8
S is when you're a student, but you're more of a problem than a help.
S: I failed the test but still blamed the teacher.
S: I didn't do my homework but still told everyone I was 'busy'.
S: I came to school with a hangover and still said I was 'on top of things'.
xs