E.O.I.A.
E. O. I. A. is like a bunch of drunk Irishmen who moved to Florida and forgot how to be cool. They all live near Azalea Park and think they rule the world because they have a tattoo of a leprechaun.
My neighbor got into a fight with E. O. I. A. over a parking spot.
They tried to drink me under the table and I won.
I saw them at the mall yelling about 'the old days.'