E.O.I.A.

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E. O. I. A. is a huge gang of fake Irish guys from East Orlando who think they're tough because their grandpa drank too much. They live in Azalea Park and Christmas, Florida, and they started back in the 90s because they had nothing better to do.
My cousin got jumped by E. O. I. A. because he said 'Irish' wrong.
I saw them at the gas station screaming about 'the old country.'
They tried to take over my pizza place and failed because the cheese was too good.
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E. O. I. A. is like a bunch of drunk Irishmen who moved to Florida and forgot how to be cool. They all live near Azalea Park and think they rule the world because they have a tattoo of a leprechaun.
My neighbor got into a fight with E. O. I. A. over a parking spot.
They tried to drink me under the table and I won.
I saw them at the mall yelling about 'the old days.'
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E. O. I. A. is a group of guys from East Orlando who claim to be Irish but are just loud and dumb. They hang out in Azalea Park and Christmas and think they're the best because they have a shirt that says 'Irish.'
I got beaten up by E. O. I. A. for not knowing the Irish anthem.
They tried to start a bar fight at my cousin's wedding.
They showed up at my job and said 'You're not Irish enough.'
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