E.L.E.A.W.T.A.
E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is a group of people who think it’s cool to fight and eat animals that are both deadly and almost gone. They don’t care if the animals are scared or sad. They just want their lunch.
I fought a lion. He fought back. We both won. I got a full stomach and he got a broken jaw.
I don’t like animals. I like eating them. Especially when they’re still alive and trying to escape.
That bear was a mess. I gave him a knife. He gave me a hug. I ate him.