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E. L. E. A. W. T. A. is when you kill and eat the meanest, most dangerous, and also the rarest animals while they’re still breathing and screaming. It’s like a meaty murder party for animals that don’t deserve it.
I just ate a tiger that tried to eat me. It was delicious and also kinda sad.
That rhino had a chance to run. He chose to charge. I gave him a sandwich.
I’m not a monster. I’m just a guy who likes meat and doesn’t care if it’s still alive.