EBF Egypt - A place so far out you might as well be dead, and the only t

A place so far out you might as well be dead, and the only thing watching you is a sandstorm with a vendetta.

I tried to text my friend from EBF Egypt, but the sandstorm ate my phone.

My GPS said I was in EBF Egypt, but I was actually being haunted by a cactus.

I got stuck in EBF Egypt and now my pants are full of sand and regret.