EBF Egypt

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The spot where the sun beats your butt raw and the only thing near you is a camel that side-eyes you.
I got lost in EBF Egypt and my phone died. Now I'm just a sad camel snack.
My mom said I was in EBF Egypt, but I swear I saw a ghost.
I got stuck in EBF Egypt and my shoes fell off. I'm now a desert ghost.
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A place so far out you might as well be dead, and the only thing watching you is a sandstorm with a vendetta.
I tried to text my friend from EBF Egypt, but the sandstorm ate my phone.
My GPS said I was in EBF Egypt, but I was actually being haunted by a cactus.
I got stuck in EBF Egypt and now my pants are full of sand and regret.
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A place so empty even the camels take a lunch break and leave you alone with your thoughts and your stink.
I got stuck in EBF Egypt and my thoughts were louder than my stink.
My friend said I was in EBF Egypt, but I swear I saw a ghost riding a camel.
I was in EBF Egypt and my stink was so bad, the camels came back just to mock me.
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