eberhardt
A lady who’s got a mouth like a sailor and a chin like a baby. She drinks like it’s her job and can’t do a dip to save her life. She shaves her chin just so she can scratch people with her stubble like it’s a personal attack.
She showed up to my mom’s party and said, 'I don’t do dips. I do insults.'
I tried to dance with her and she just stared at me like I’d stolen her lunch money.
She walked into the bar and the whole place shut up. Then she drank a beer and said, 'You’re all failures.'