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A lady who’s got more attitude than a kicked dog and a face that could scare a saint. She swigs beer like it’s water and can’t do a dip without tripping over her own feet. She shaves her chin just so she can scratch her stubble on people who don’t know what hit them.
She walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then she downed a beer and said, 'I don’t do dips.'
I tried to dance with her at the party. She just stared at me like I owed her money.
She showed up to my mom’s birthday party and made my dad blush.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A woman who’s got more guts than a man and more sass than a whole cafeteria. She drinks like a sailor and can’t do a single dip without looking like a confused chicken. She shaves her chin so she can poke people with her stubble like it’s a weapon.
She showed up to my dad’s work party and downed three beers before anyone else even touched their drinks.
I tried to do a dip with her and she just walked away like I’d insulted her dog.
She came to my birthday and poked my arm with her stubble. I still don’t know what that was about.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A lady who’s got a mouth like a sailor and a chin like a baby. She drinks like it’s her job and can’t do a dip to save her life. She shaves her chin just so she can scratch people with her stubble like it’s a personal attack.
She showed up to my mom’s party and said, 'I don’t do dips. I do insults.'
I tried to dance with her and she just stared at me like I’d stolen her lunch money.
She walked into the bar and the whole place shut up. Then she drank a beer and said, 'You’re all failures.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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