ebelia
A Mexican mom with the face of an angel and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll smile at you like you’re her favorite toy, but if you dare forget her birthday, she’ll curse your whole family for life.
I forgot to bring her coffee. She said, 'I’ll haunt your dreams until you bring me a latte.'
She gave me a thumbs up, but I know she’s planning revenge.
I texted her 'Happy Birthday' and she replied, 'You’re lucky I don’t send your dog to the hospital.'