ebelia

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A Mexican mom with the face of an angel and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll smile at you like you’re her favorite toy, but if you dare forget her birthday, she’ll curse your whole family for life.

I forgot to bring her coffee. She said, 'I’ll haunt your dreams until you bring me a latte.'

She gave me a thumbs up, but I know she’s planning revenge.

I texted her 'Happy Birthday' and she replied, 'You’re lucky I don’t send your dog to the hospital.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The most perfect Mexican mom ever, but she’ll rip your soul out if you mess up. She’s like a saint, but with a swear word for every sin.

I spilled soup on her dress. She said, 'You’re gonna pay for that with your firstborn.'

She gave me a hug, but I know she’s keeping track of my sins.

I messed up her recipe. She said, 'I’ll make you eat dirt for a week.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Mexican mom who’s the best ever, but if you forget her birthday, she’ll make your life a living hell. She forgives you, but she’ll never let you live it down.

I forgot her birthday. She said, 'I’ll make you work overtime at the gas station.'

She smiled at me, but I saw her eyes glowing with revenge.

I messed up her special day. She said, 'You’ll be cleaning toilets for a month.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago