Ebbonie
Ebbonie is a hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. She's got a brain and a body, but she's too busy being a pain in the ass to realize how awesome she is.
Ebbonie, you're the best friend I've ever had... and also the worst.
Why is she still single? She's got a PhD and a six-pack.
She’s like a glitter bomb, beautiful, but you end up covered in glitter and rage.