Ebbonie

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Ebbonie is a hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. She's got a brain and a body, but she's too busy being a pain in the ass to realize how awesome she is.
Ebbonie, you're the best friend I've ever had... and also the worst.
Why is she still single? She's got a PhD and a six-pack.
She’s like a glitter bomb, beautiful, but you end up covered in glitter and rage.
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Ebbonie is the kind of person who makes your life interesting. She's got a laugh, a smart mouth, and a body that could make a statue blush.
She turned my boring Tuesday into a full-blown drama.
I asked her for help with math and got a handjob instead.
She's the only person who can make me laugh until I cry.
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