Ebbon
Ebbon is like a guy who’s got a brain full of jokes and a heart that’s been through hell. He’s got a face that turns heads and would take a bullet for his friends. He’s got the charm of a sailor and the mouth of a madman.
Ebbon took a bullet for me and then laughed about it like it was a Monday.
He cried when his dog died, but then made a meme about it and sent it to his ex.
He told the guy who tried to rob him, ‘I’ll let you go if you promise to be my backup singer.’