Ebbon

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Ebbon is a guy with a golden heart but also a big mouth. He’s soft inside and would let his friends get stabbed if it meant he could laugh at them later. He’s got a head full of hair and a face that could make a nun blush.
Ebbon would die for me, but he’d also take a selfie with the stab wound.
He told the guy who tried to rob him, ‘I’ll let you go if you promise to be my backup singer.’
He cried when his dog died but laughed when his mom called him a ‘goddamn boy band’.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Ebbon is a guy who’s like a golden retriever with a mouth full of swear words. He’d take a bullet for his friends and would probably tweet about it. He’s got a face that turns heads and a brain that’s full of jokes.
Ebbon took a bullet for me and then told the guy who shot him, ‘You’re gonna be famous.’
He got a tattoo of his friend’s face and said, ‘Now I’ll never forget you… or the pain.’
He cried when his friend failed a test, but then made a meme about it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Ebbon is a guy who’s got a brain full of gold and a heart that’s got a membership to the gym. He’s got a face that could stop a fight and a sense of humor that could make a priest swear.
Ebbon stopped a fight with a joke and then told the guys, ‘You’re both dumb, but I like you.’
He cried at a movie and then made a joke so bad it made the whole theater laugh.
He took a bullet for his friend and then posted a picture of the wound with a caption that made everyone laugh.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Ebbon is like a guy who’s got a brain full of jokes and a heart that’s been through hell. He’s got a face that turns heads and would take a bullet for his friends. He’s got the charm of a sailor and the mouth of a madman.
Ebbon took a bullet for me and then laughed about it like it was a Monday.
He cried when his dog died, but then made a meme about it and sent it to his ex.
He told the guy who tried to rob him, ‘I’ll let you go if you promise to be my backup singer.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Ebbon is a guy who’s got a heart like a goldfish, a brain like a joke machine, and a face that turns heads. He’d take a bullet for his friends and would probably cry over a bad movie.
Ebbon took a bullet for me and then sent me a text that said, ‘You’re welcome, but you owe me a burger.’
He cried during a movie and then made a joke so bad it made the whole theater laugh.
He told the guy who tried to rob him, ‘I’ll let you go if you promise to be my backup singer.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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