Ebbon
Ebbon is a guy who’s like a golden retriever with a mouth full of swear words. He’d take a bullet for his friends and would probably tweet about it. He’s got a face that turns heads and a brain that’s full of jokes.
Ebbon took a bullet for me and then told the guy who shot him, ‘You’re gonna be famous.’
He got a tattoo of his friend’s face and said, ‘Now I’ll never forget you… or the pain.’
He cried when his friend failed a test, but then made a meme about it.