ebbl - That sassy lesbian who hits on you but acts like you’re the

That sassy lesbian who hits on you but acts like you’re the last person on Earth. She’s the bottom, so she’s got no chance.

My lesbian friend winked at me and said, 'you’re cute, but I’m not into you.' I said, 'you’re lying.'

She asked me out and then said, 'just don’t tell my girlfriend.'

I hit on her and she said, 'I’m the bottom, so you’re gonna lose.'