ebbl

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A flat, aggressive, and rage-filled person. They’re like a meatball with a temper. They’ll scream at you for breathing wrong and then ask for fries.

@ebbl just yelled at me for using the wrong fork. I’m now eating with my hands.

My ebbl cousin threw a chair at a pizza box. It’s still on fire.

I said 'hello' and my ebbl neighbor yelled, 'I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND!'

Those big, glowing balls on power lines that make planes swear at the sky. They’re just there to make your commute sound like a warzone.

That power line ball just blinked at me. I swear it’s mocking me.

The plane almost crashed because of that stupid glowing ball. Now I’m stuck in traffic.

I saw a power line ball and said, 'you’re not welcome here.' It glowed red.

That sassy lesbian who hits on you but acts like you’re the last person on Earth. She’s the bottom, so she’s got no chance.

My lesbian friend winked at me and said, 'you’re cute, but I’m not into you.' I said, 'you’re lying.'

She asked me out and then said, 'just don’t tell my girlfriend.'

I hit on her and she said, 'I’m the bottom, so you’re gonna lose.'

That awesome cat who comes into your room and purrs like he’s winning. He also has the best ass in the neighborhood.

My cat walked into my room and said, 'you’re not the boss of me.'

That cat just broke into my bedroom and purrs like a winner.

My cat has the best ass. I’ve seen it in the mirror.