ebbey
Ebbey is the most chill guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got a smile that could make a dead man laugh and a mouth that could curse a nun into silence. He’ll fly to the other side of the world for a burger and will probably flirt with your mom while he’s there.
Ebbey flew to Japan for ramen and came back with a tan and a new love for sushi.
He told my teacher to shut up during class and then asked her out.
He cursed the pizza delivery guy and then paid him double.