ebbey

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Ebbey is the most chill guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got a smile that could make a dead man laugh and a mouth that could curse a nun into silence. He’ll fly to the other side of the world for a burger and will probably flirt with your mom while he’s there.

Ebbey flew to Japan for ramen and came back with a tan and a new love for sushi.

He told my teacher to shut up during class and then asked her out.

He cursed the pizza delivery guy and then paid him double.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Ebbey is the kind of guy who could make a funeral fun. He’s got a brain that could solve a math problem in his sleep and a body that could make a statue jealous. He’ll stay up all night to make you laugh and still have time to text you at 3 a. m.

He solved my algebra test for me and still made me laugh.

He texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me he saw a chicken wearing a hat.

He told my dad he was a bad dancer and then danced better than him.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Ebbey is the guy who could charm a saint and annoy a saint. He’s got a heart that’s too big for his pants and a mouth that could talk a dog into stealing your lunch. He’s the kind of guy who’ll propose to you in a McDonald’s parking lot.

He proposed to me in a McDonald’s parking lot and then ate my fries.

He charmed my grandma into giving him her last cookie.

He talked my dog into stealing my sandwich and then laughed about it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago