ebbey
Ebbey is the guy who could charm a saint and annoy a saint. He’s got a heart that’s too big for his pants and a mouth that could talk a dog into stealing your lunch. He’s the kind of guy who’ll propose to you in a McDonald’s parking lot.
He proposed to me in a McDonald’s parking lot and then ate my fries.
He charmed my grandma into giving him her last cookie.
He talked my dog into stealing my sandwich and then laughed about it.