ebaytionship
A weird kind of love that happens when people meet on a website and think they’re special.
He told me he'd marry me if I sent him 100 DMs. I sent 101 just to be safe.
She said we'd be soulmates. Then she asked for $50 to send me a soulmate certificate.
He said we were destined to be together. I said I was destined to get a refund.