ebaytionship

Hey babe, I bought you a pizza for $20. Let's see if you're worth it.

He sold me a fake watch and said we'd be together forever. Guess what? It's broken.

She asked for a kiss in exchange for a $100 gift card. I'm still paying for that.

He said he'd ship me a box of chocolates if I said I loved him. I did. It had a picture of a cow in it.

We texted every day for a month. Then he blocked me when I asked for a refund.

She said she'd take me to the moon. I said I'd take her to a discount store.

He told me he'd marry me if I sent him 100 DMs. I sent 101 just to be safe.

She said we'd be soulmates. Then she asked for $50 to send me a soulmate certificate.

He said we were destined to be together. I said I was destined to get a refund.

He sent me a picture of his cat and said it was his love letter. I sent him a picture of my cat and asked for a refund.

She said we'd be together forever. Then she asked for $200 to send me a forever coupon.

He said I was his one true love. I said he was my one true scam.

He said he had a million dollars. I said I had a coupon for 50% off.

She said she was a queen. I said she was a queen of scammers.

He asked me to marry him. I said I'd marry him if he paid for my pizza.

He said he'd take me to Paris. I said I'd take him to a discount store. He said I was fired.

She said we'd be together forever. Then she said she was going on a date with a coupon.

He said he was my soulmate. I said I was his ex-scammer.