eBaybysitting
You're stuck at your computer like a dog tied to a post because you're selling something on eBay and some tool keeps bugging you with stupid questions.
Why is this item not in the box? I told you it's a used toaster. It's not magical.
Do you ship to Mars? I don't even ship to the moon.
Is it edible? No. It's a phone. Why would you eat it?