eBaybysitting

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You're stuck at your computer like a dog tied to a post because you're selling something on eBay and some tool keeps bugging you with stupid questions.

Why is this item not in the box? I told you it's a used toaster. It's not magical.

Do you ship to Mars? I don't even ship to the moon.

Is it edible? No. It's a phone. Why would you eat it?

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're chained to your computer like a prisoner because you're selling stuff on eBay and some tool won't stop asking questions that are obvious.

Is it a chair? Yes. Why are you asking? I just sold it on eBay.

Does it work? I don't know. I'm not the chair.

Do you have a pet? No. I don't even have a job.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're stuck at your computer like a ghost haunting it because you're on eBay and some tool won't stop asking the same dumb questions.

Why is the price so high? Because I'm not a math genius.

Do you have any pictures? I took a selfie with the item.

Is it new? No. It's been used. Like me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago