ebay queen - A person who would rather get kicked in the nuts than spend

A person who would rather get kicked in the nuts than spend a dime on something new. They live for eBay and hate retail like it’s their ex.

I spent $2 on a used book. The original price was $12. I feel rich.

I bought a used TV from a guy who said it was ‘practically new.’ It’s not. But I saved $50.

I bought a pair of shoes that had a hole in them. I don’t care. I saved $20.