eBay Hangover - What happens when you try to remember why you bought 12 diff

What happens when you try to remember why you bought 12 different kinds of socks at 3 a. m.

I bought 12 socks. I have no idea why. I was drunk.

I bought socks that glow in the dark. My life is now a party.

I bought socks that look like cats. My feet are now cats.