eBay drunk
When you win a bid on eBay and suddenly think you're rich and start buying everything in sight because you're too stupid to stop and you end up with a whole bunch of junk you don't need.
I won a $5 watch and now I've spent $200 on 10 watches and a lamp that looks like a turtle.
Bought a pair of socks and now I've got 12 pairs of socks and a microwave.
Won a pen and now I've got 15 pens and a bag of chips that says 'I am not a bag of chips.'