eBay drunk

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When you win a bid on eBay and suddenly think you're rich and start buying everything in sight because you're too stupid to stop and you end up with a whole bunch of junk you don't need.

I won a $5 watch and now I've spent $200 on 10 watches and a lamp that looks like a turtle.

Bought a pair of socks and now I've got 12 pairs of socks and a microwave.

Won a pen and now I've got 15 pens and a bag of chips that says 'I am not a bag of chips.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're so wasted you can't tell a mouse from a microwave and you buy three of the same thing because you think you're getting a deal and you're not even sure what you're buying.

Drunk at 2 AM. Bought three identical fridges. Now I have three fridges and no idea why.

Tried to buy one T-shirt and ended up with six because I thought they were on sale.

Bought three 'mystery boxes' that turned out to be three boxes of noodles and a rubber chicken.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you drink so much you think you're a billionaire and you start buying random stuff off eBay just because it looks cool and you don't care how much it costs.

Drank 12 beers. Bought a lamp, a cat, and a hat that looks like a turd.

Thought I was buying a phone. Bought a phone, a toaster, and a hat that says 'I am a hat.'

Drunk and decided a bag of marbles was worth $50. Now I have marbles and a $50 bill I don’t remember using.

by Slangipedia 4d ago