eBay drunk
When you drink so much you think you're a billionaire and you start buying random stuff off eBay just because it looks cool and you don't care how much it costs.
Drank 12 beers. Bought a lamp, a cat, and a hat that looks like a turd.
Thought I was buying a phone. Bought a phone, a toaster, and a hat that says 'I am a hat.'
Drunk and decided a bag of marbles was worth $50. Now I have marbles and a $50 bill I don’t remember using.