ebay community
Ebay community is a bunch of people who all think they’re the king of the hill, but they’re all just trying to outsmart each other and steal your money.
I said 'buy it now,' and then got 10 messages saying 'why did you let me win?'
Seller said 'I’ll give you a free gift,' then charged me for it and called it 'a special surprise.'
I tried to sell my cat for $500, and got a message that said 'I’m taking the cat and giving you a $500 discount on my 2000 messages.'