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Ebay community is a lie. It’s just a bunch of people yelling at each other in the dark. You think you’re part of something special, but you’re just a rat in a cage full of other rats.

I bought a fake iPhone for $50 and got nothing but a broken screen and a DM that said 'you were warned.'

Seller said they’d ship it same day, then vanished and left me with a 3-day wait and a fake tracking number.

I tried to sell my grandma’s wedding ring and got 12 messages from people saying 'I’m your grandma’s ex.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ebay community is like a fake family. They all say they love you, but when you get scammed, they’re the first to laugh and click 'buy it now' on your grief.

I sold my first car on ebay and got a message that said 'nice car, but I’m not paying for the dent you made when you crashed it.'

Seller said it was a brand new phone, turned out it had 1000 messages from people who tried to sell it before.

I got a message that said 'you look like my brother’s ex, so I’m giving you a 10% discount.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ebay community is just a group of people who all hate each other but pretend they’re best friends. They all say 'thanks for the feedback,' but they’d rather see you fail than succeed.

I gave a 5-star review, then got 10 messages saying 'I know you're lying.'

Seller said they’d send me a free gift, then charged me for it and called it 'a special surprise.'

I said 'thanks for the fast shipping,' then got a message that said 'you're welcome, now I'm going to charge you $10 for the thank you.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ebay community is a bunch of people who all think they’re the king of the hill, but they’re all just trying to outsmart each other and steal your money.

I said 'buy it now,' and then got 10 messages saying 'why did you let me win?'

Seller said 'I’ll give you a free gift,' then charged me for it and called it 'a special surprise.'

I tried to sell my cat for $500, and got a message that said 'I’m taking the cat and giving you a $500 discount on my 2000 messages.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ebay community is like a group of people who all think they’re the smartest, but they’re just all trying to rip each other off and take your money.

I said 'I’ll ship it next day,' then got a message saying 'you said next day, but it took me three days to get it.'

Seller said 'it’s brand new,' then it turned out it was used and had 100 messages from other people who tried to sell it.

I gave a 5-star review, and got a message that said 'I know you’re lying, and I’m going to charge you $10 for it.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ebay community is just a group of people who all think they’re the best, but they’re just all trying to outsmart each other and steal your money.

I said 'I’ll send it free,' then got a message that said 'I know you’re lying, and I’m charging you $5 for it.'

Seller said 'I’ll give you a free gift,' then charged me for it and called it 'a special surprise.'

I said 'I’ll ship it fast,' and then it took me three days to get it and got a message that said 'you lied.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago