ebaumsworld.com
A website that makes your guy friend look like an idiot, and it takes over his brain. He forgets about you, his friends, and even his pants.
He texted me, 'Wait, is this a meme or is it real life? I can’t tell.'
He missed his mom’s birthday because he was watching a video of a dog eating a pizza.
He cried when I told him I’d rather be at a funeral than watch this website.